Bread Theory

If one person in a relationship really likes bread and the other dosen't, it's a really good sign the relationship will go places. If both parties like bread or dislike bread there is a great possibility it won't go as well.

Meghan: I love bread

Shawn: I hate bread

Tomás: due to the Bread theory they are perfect for eachother

by Nicheis October 16, 2023

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Telescope theory

It is when you see a person from a distance, and believe they are attractive, but when they get closer they are fugly.

This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.

Woah she's hot bro!!

Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?

Awwh no way she's ugly!

by jizz u l8a August 23, 2011

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Person 343: A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 07, 2025

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junior year theory

The time in college when men and women should reach peak maturity and glow-up status

Liz: "Why are you always going for Juniors?"
Em: "Junior year theory, duh"

by BnBzx December 16, 2023

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Geocrometricalistic theory

The theory of a “flat Earth.” Most commonly in the minds of uneducated persons, people who are stubborn and people who will always believe for what they believe in.

The Geocrometricalistic Theory is in the middle of an undisciplined argument in democracy against the people and the scientists that form an emotional barrier on how wrong this method is.

by Useless Scientific Terms April 09, 2019

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