The Jewish Hammer is the pasty, white penis that will pound your girl 2 minutes at a time. Stealing your girl with longevity in the bones and the hair.
by Pegasus300 November 10, 2020
Get the Jewish Hammermug. by Chicke454 November 7, 2017
Get the pootie hammermug. Girl 1: *scoffs* “you see that goof, leaving with all those girls”
Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”
Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”
by Royisab December 13, 2022
Get the Hammer Swingermug. A sexual position in witch the receiver is laying on their neck with there legs straight up in the air and the giver behind and over top holding up the legs of the receiver. The Hammer part is when the giver begins to squat down.
(jess) My back is killing me,
(jen) Whats wrong?
(jess) Darrell Westminster Hammereed me lastnight.
(jen) Oh!
(jen) Whats wrong?
(jess) Darrell Westminster Hammereed me lastnight.
(jen) Oh!
by Kagg January 25, 2010
Get the Westminster Hammermug. by Miguellito123 July 5, 2016
Get the mexican hammermug. The hammered leprechaun is a quadruple entendres. It is 1) a leprechaun with a strong muscular physique, 2) a leprechaun with a huge penis, 3) a leprechaun that is drunk and finally a speakeasy bar in Stonington, Connecticut named 4) The Hammered Leprechaun.
The Hammered Leprechaun is the greatest bar. Fantastic happy hour and the owner is a muscular, well endowed man who always has a beer in his hand.
by 0neHugeWang! November 24, 2024
Get the Hammered Leprechaunmug. Also known as “the people’s position” or “the comrade cruiser”.
Position involves taking your comrade by the LEFT arm and leg, with penis inserted, while swinging in a side to side motion, as if swinging a large scythe or sickle, in the act of harvesting wheat.
May you thrust with the power of the people, to spread your communist seed, on behalf of the motherland!
Position involves taking your comrade by the LEFT arm and leg, with penis inserted, while swinging in a side to side motion, as if swinging a large scythe or sickle, in the act of harvesting wheat.
May you thrust with the power of the people, to spread your communist seed, on behalf of the motherland!
Putin expertly maneuvered THE HAMMER AND SICKLE, as he swung his comrade around the Kremlin, whilst simultaneously calling the White House, and taking time to appreciate the flow of twilight on the streets of the Motherland.
by Captain Obscuro December 5, 2020
Get the The Hammer and Sicklemug.