glastonbury, connecticut

A lower-middle class town, comprised of affordable homes, for lower income families. The town faces many issues: The High School is far over crowded, and developers have over developed homes, thus damaging home values throughout the town. The town and its inhabitants strive to be more like residents in towns greater to them like: West Hartford or Greenwich.

Gbury: My home is worth $100,000, and we paid 200,000 for it 2 years ago.
Other: Oh, You must be from Glastonbury, Connecticut.
Gbury: Yeah.

by poorglastonburykid1 March 14, 2009

Glasstophobia

Fear of frosted glass - Frosted glass causes one to become physically ill.

Glasstophobia causes Emily to wet her pants when she comes near it.

by ajg1214 November 17, 2007

glassband

1)a white little boy that hopes to get layed but knows he never will
2) a bitch to the devil
3) mommas boy that will become the 40 year old virgin

man that kid is a glassband.

by JORDAN` March 2, 2008

glass shards

what you put in bleach or scream when you step on it

I LOVE MY CLOROX WITH GLASS SHARDS. OR F**K I STEPPED ON A GLASS SHARD

by YAYIMAMANANDIMFAT January 1, 2017

Glass Pussy

A delicate female who is afraid of the pain of her cherry getting popped

"I can't fuck her she's got a glass pussy"

by The completionist cunt July 18, 2017

stained glass window

A variation of a Hot Carl. When you place a piece of plastic wrap on the girls face then shit on her face.

Final conclusion = A stained glass window

Hot Carl with the addition of plastic wrap

by Chris Eastwood May 13, 2005

Scandinavian Glass Chopper

When one person is performing cunnilingus while placing one foot behind the recipients head, and the other foot against there foot. At the same time the recipient of cunnilingus is giving there partner a hand job, and holding tightly to the foot against her foot. And lastly, the one performing cunnilingus places his/her hand inside the mouth of the recipient.

"OMG! I met this guy last night, and y'know, I'm such a whore and all, I took him home and fucked him, and I had no idea he was a acrobat! He just about broke my back doing this complex position known as the Scandinavian Glass Chopper! It was so good, I think I will be sexually satisfied for the rest of my life."

by jebudiah springsteen July 5, 2008