full time job

Something substitute teachers don't have.

Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"

by Oh Deer! December 07, 2014

Full Brown Jacket

When you're doing anal and she leaves a thin coating of shit on your dick

Man 1: "how did last night go?"
Man 2: "pretty bad. We did anal and she gave me the full brown jacket"
Man 1: "oh shit, I'm so sorry"

by ThePussyTickler December 16, 2019

the full nine yards

A WWII term means giving everything you got.

The length of 50 cal ammo belt was 27 feet or 9 yards. so if the pilot returned to base and used all of the bullets, he had gone the full 9 yards.

He went the full nine yards to impress the client

by FoxLakeKarl March 22, 2017

Full body chills

A body’s reaction to something so amazing that you shiver all over.

That guy, full body chills.

by Roadrashsteffi December 08, 2019

Full Ham Sandwich

A group of friends or an event that consists of almost all girls.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.

What was the ratio at the party like last night, was it a sausage fest, or more like a full ham sandwich?

by Full Ham Sandwich March 20, 2019

full Terri Schiavo

When someone goes beyond full retard.

WOw, that reporter just went full Terri Schiavo.

by mrbrout August 15, 2017

Full wrap around

When your front bush grows thick and true, all the way through the gouche and wraps around into your ass bush, thus completing the full wrap around.

I took her home from the bar and things were going well, until she suddenly and inexplicably felt sick moments after seeing my full wrap around.

or

Q: Don't you find that bike seat too hard?
A: Not a problem, I'm rocking a full wrap around

by Myette27 May 11, 2017