full time job

Something substitute teachers don't have.

Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"

by Oh Deer! December 7, 2014

The Full Trevor Experince

When you take an individual out into the woods and proceed to fuck them in the ass. After realizing the poor victim of your is disgusting, and before you fill their biscuit with baby gravy, you stand up and waddle out of the woods letting your junk swing in the wind. leaving them there all alone to most likely get mauled by bears.

Girl: "Hey, let's try anal"
Boy: "Ahh hell yeah, I'm about to give you the Full Trevor Experince"

by The Superboar February 19, 2017

Going Full Holst

When you have sex while listening to The Planets Suite Op. 32 by Gustav Holst, you start waving your dick around like a conductor's baton for Mars the Bringer of War, then you rigorously eat your girl out to Venus Bringer of Peace, followed by rhythmic fistibg during Mercury the Winged Messenger and a long deep throating for the "I vow to thee my country" interlude in Jupiter, Bringer of Jolity. Then you both get up and go to the bathroom during Saturn, the bringer of old age. The action resumes during Uranus, the Magician as the girl puts on a strap on and GOES TO TOWN. Finally, by the time you hear Neptune the Mystic, you both have leg cramps and then you both jump out of bed and that's pretty much it because you both have work in the morning.

The missus and I were going full Holst last night during the Proms.

by jsizzle82 September 12, 2019

running full-out

To run like Britney Spears (presumably when she was attractive) while being Neil Peart.

“Oh my god! He runs faster than Britney Spears! And she was running full-out!” - Originally uttered by an anonymous elderly female security worker for a Rush concert. This version of the quote is the one told by Mr. Neil Peart during an interview after some show, or something.

by EvilJew December 2, 2013

texas full nelson

A variation of the full-nelson wherein enough pressure is placed on the back of the captive person's head so that they are bent over at the waist and then violently dry humped.

Even if he wanted to, Barry couldnt escape Ryan's texas full nelson

by User202 January 11, 2017

full batty wham

Putting all the beans behind it. Fucking digging like a chopper and ripping 550watts in an 8 at rate 12.

When we hit tier 3 I was full batty wham for at least 300m.

by NorwichB June 24, 2017

Full Head of Steam

In basketball, when a player has high speed and momentum. Usually used to describe large players driving to the goal for a dunk.

Originates from confused basketball announcers mixing up their words when trying to describe a player as moving “full steam ahead” before entering common usage.

Sometimes described as simply a “head of steam”.

Giannis is tearing down the court with a full head of steam!

Not many people are going to be willing to take a charge when LeBron gets a head of steam toward the goal.

by Charles the invisible roommate May 25, 2019