full time job

Something substitute teachers don't have.

Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"

by Oh Deer! December 7, 2014

The Full Trevor Experince

When you take an individual out into the woods and proceed to fuck them in the ass. After realizing the poor victim of your is disgusting, and before you fill their biscuit with baby gravy, you stand up and waddle out of the woods letting your junk swing in the wind. leaving them there all alone to most likely get mauled by bears.

Girl: "Hey, let's try anal"
Boy: "Ahh hell yeah, I'm about to give you the Full Trevor Experince"

by The Superboar February 19, 2017

Going Full Holst

When you have sex while listening to The Planets Suite Op. 32 by Gustav Holst, you start waving your dick around like a conductor's baton for Mars the Bringer of War, then you rigorously eat your girl out to Venus Bringer of Peace, followed by rhythmic fistibg during Mercury the Winged Messenger and a long deep throating for the "I vow to thee my country" interlude in Jupiter, Bringer of Jolity. Then you both get up and go to the bathroom during Saturn, the bringer of old age. The action resumes during Uranus, the Magician as the girl puts on a strap on and GOES TO TOWN. Finally, by the time you hear Neptune the Mystic, you both have leg cramps and then you both jump out of bed and that's pretty much it because you both have work in the morning.

The missus and I were going full Holst last night during the Proms.

by jsizzle82 September 12, 2019

running full-out

To run like Britney Spears (presumably when she was attractive) while being Neil Peart.

“Oh my god! He runs faster than Britney Spears! And she was running full-out!” - Originally uttered by an anonymous elderly female security worker for a Rush concert. This version of the quote is the one told by Mr. Neil Peart during an interview after some show, or something.

by EvilJew December 2, 2013

full batty wham

Putting all the beans behind it. Fucking digging like a chopper and ripping 550watts in an 8 at rate 12.

When we hit tier 3 I was full batty wham for at least 300m.

by NorwichB June 24, 2017

full time girlfriend

Being together with your girlfriend for a long time and making it known to everyone.

"I went from living with my parents to having my own condo and having my own business, making my own schedule, having money, dating women, finally having a full time girlfriend who I wanna be with..."

by dicke eier January 10, 2016

Full body chills

A body’s reaction to something so amazing that you shiver all over.

That guy, full body chills.

by Roadrashsteffi December 7, 2019