twi-fucks

The crazies that stand outside a movie theater for 5+ hours waiting for the new twilight movie to start.
Did you see that line at the theater? It went all the way to the Corner Bistro!
Yeah I saw that, stupid twi-fucks!
by Stoney Beers July 01, 2010
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high as fuck

You are, aren't you. Come on, no one looks up high as fuck on the computer unless they are.
by ImAshroom May 31, 2008
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fuck this shit

What people say when they give up at something out of frustration
Mom:Don't worry timmy, you'll learn to ride the bike soon enough.

Timmy:Fuck this shit!! I give up!
by Big LJ October 06, 2006
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fuck and go

A relationship in which one or both members are in for the sex and will leave each other soon after they bang for the first and only time.
A Senior in college dating a freshie in high school?!!! That's gonna be a fuck and go for sure.
by anonymous September 19, 2005
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Fucked the Stripper

1. Any act that would cause a woman to call off her pending nuptials.
2. Any huge, egregious, mistake a person makes.
3. May also be used to define a general condition of a situation and seen as the acronym, "FTS".

1. Ryan really Fucked the Stripper when he went to Vegas before his wedding and hooked up with a stripper named Hammbone.
2. "Dude, you really Fucked the Stripper on that one."
3. "Man, this whole situation is FTS"
by TimN December 03, 2006
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Zen as fuck

When you reach a heightened level of passive-aggressiveness with your inner-self, and that you can confidently come to terms with what you want and do not want to give a flying fuck about.
It's been a good 4 months since I've been on my own and I've gotten so self-reliant, that I'm zen as fuck. I wouldn't even blink if I was asked to attend a dinner party now. I'm secure enough to even go on a date.
by Soffz84 November 20, 2017
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0 fucks

0 fucks is when you don't care about nothing, you literally have no fucks for anything
Dave: bro you can't smoke here, it's a no smoking zone
Ester: nigga I have 0 fucks

Dave: do you
by Eslizlle October 07, 2015
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