One who insists on driving an early model red sports car with Texas plates. Can usually be found warming up the engine by over revving before 9 am on Sunday mornings.
"What's that noise honey?"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"
by Teddy Hancock August 4, 2008
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by Boobie Shervakaklakaka April 28, 2005
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by JeesyGotWords May 15, 2010
Get the Faced mug.A guy that pretends to be straight but is actually gay, and continues to pretend he's not when he clearly is. Basically a way to describe metrosexual men, who care too much about their looks and wear tight jeans that squeeze their shrivelled up nuts. An all time great way to stop a guy like that with just one line, use it carefully, it will create major tension and a room full of silence!
Shut up about your hair straightener, you straight faced faggot!
Do they make those for men or for straight faced faggots?
Just come out of the closet and admit it, you straight faced faggot!
As if you wanna discuss how you only wash your hair once a week, are you a straight faced faggot or what?
Do they make those for men or for straight faced faggots?
Just come out of the closet and admit it, you straight faced faggot!
As if you wanna discuss how you only wash your hair once a week, are you a straight faced faggot or what?
by niggawhat! May 2, 2010
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Get the fade a player mug.Someone who has the facial features of a gypsy, other 'carney folk' or travelling nomad. This may be due to having eyes close together, or dark skin due to working around diesel fair-ride generators. They may also have small hands.
by Beer Sponge March 12, 2003
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