full time job

Something substitute teachers don't have.

Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"

by Oh Deer! December 7, 2014

The Full Trevor Experince

When you take an individual out into the woods and proceed to fuck them in the ass. After realizing the poor victim of your is disgusting, and before you fill their biscuit with baby gravy, you stand up and waddle out of the woods letting your junk swing in the wind. leaving them there all alone to most likely get mauled by bears.

Girl: "Hey, let's try anal"
Boy: "Ahh hell yeah, I'm about to give you the Full Trevor Experince"

by The Superboar February 19, 2017

Full Brown Jacket

When you're doing anal and she leaves a thin coating of shit on your dick

Man 1: "how did last night go?"
Man 2: "pretty bad. We did anal and she gave me the full brown jacket"
Man 1: "oh shit, I'm so sorry"

by ThePussyTickler December 16, 2019

The Full Scrooge McDuck

Fucking on and or in a hoard of gold, a treasury/bank vault, or a pile of money.

Dating a bank manager has it's benefits, he gave me the full Scrooge McDuck in the vault last night.

by lunartic39 March 24, 2017

Cock full of dew

When you sleep outside for the night and wake up to wet morning wood. Were you raped? Only by nature.

Carl: Hey Brad! My wiener is wet, did you rape me last night?
Brad: Bruh you just have a cock full of dew! You passed out in the grass after the party.

by Zort4Lyfe March 9, 2021

full Terri Schiavo

When someone goes beyond full retard.

WOw, that reporter just went full Terri Schiavo.

by mrbrout August 14, 2017

Going Full Holst

When you have sex while listening to The Planets Suite Op. 32 by Gustav Holst, you start waving your dick around like a conductor's baton for Mars the Bringer of War, then you rigorously eat your girl out to Venus Bringer of Peace, followed by rhythmic fistibg during Mercury the Winged Messenger and a long deep throating for the "I vow to thee my country" interlude in Jupiter, Bringer of Jolity. Then you both get up and go to the bathroom during Saturn, the bringer of old age. The action resumes during Uranus, the Magician as the girl puts on a strap on and GOES TO TOWN. Finally, by the time you hear Neptune the Mystic, you both have leg cramps and then you both jump out of bed and that's pretty much it because you both have work in the morning.

The missus and I were going full Holst last night during the Proms.

by jsizzle82 September 12, 2019