evan

a man who is a peace of shit and will ruin ur life if u even try to help him. he is self centred and always complains about his life. he has very pretty eyes and will be there for u if u don’t piss him off

emma: this guy is being mean

carter: i bet it’s an evan

by kyliefleming November 8, 2020

Bob Evans

When you don’t know if you need to throw up or shit and both come out at the same time.

The food I just ate didn’t sit well in my stomach at all; I needed to Bob Evans and start from scratch

by Mad Shitter June 28, 2024