Martyn Evans is an obese (overweight) individual.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.
by KlausMik August 9, 2022
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Get the evan mckernan mug.a stupid fucking nigger whos a blatant racist and fascist. People use his mom like a fleshlight (or so they say) and always crack jokes about her stinky loose pussy.
i hate niggers - probably evan
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