Double gay

Basically means straight. The two gays cancel each other out. If you actually tried to use it, thinking it means gay, you goofed up

Guy 1: I like playing volleyball
Guy 2: Lol that's a girl sport you double gay
Guy 1: Why yes, I am straight
Guy 2: FUCK!

by Anonymous, I guess June 5, 2018

double terror

The act of being stuck on the toilet with diarrhea while simultaneously throwing up into a trash bucket.

"Boy it sucks that little Ben got stuck with a case of the double terror."

by flyguy April 19, 2004

double-duh

A verbal reaction to a statement or question that is too stupid, too obvious or too unnecessary.

joe: so we cant tell our friends we partied @ the dodgy asian karaoke lounge with simon and his whore.
han: duh!
joe: ish so much rules to follow, I really want to tell them I've done something awesome like that!
han: double-duh!

by awes0me b0t June 17, 2009

Double-Brunette

Someone who has brown hair and brown eyes.

Girl 1: I'm a double-brunette.

Girl 2: Double-brunette is in, I'm going to see if I can get contacts.

by WinterReader0917 November 16, 2016

double lapper

a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass

#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks?
#2: I pulled a double lapper
#1: fucking a

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

double-suited

Having pocket cards in Omaha (definition #5) consisting of exactly two cards in one suit and exactly two cards in a second suit, such as {2 of hearts}{3 of hearts}{4 of spades}{5 of spades}.

The best starting hand in Omaha high-low-split eight-or-better is commonly regarded to be A-A-2-3 double-suited.

by Jeff_P May 17, 2006

double redlight

when both ways to an intersection have red lights and both directions of traffic are stopped.

wow, that was a really long double redlight

by allisonthedopeshit January 17, 2008