dingle douche

Combination of dingleberry and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is incredibly 1.) ignorant 2.) annoying 3.) stupid to the degree of deserving death by mutilation.

A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.

"John is such a dingle douche, he can't find his own dick with a GPS"

by Wicked665 July 22, 2006

dingy bitch

dumb chick dat dont realize the stupid shit they do.

She put a fuckin white towel over a camera that had a red light. She's a dumb dingy bitch.

by Simone4life99 November 12, 2006

dingleturd

When you takin a poop an it gets stuck in your butt-crack hair EEEW

i thought all the poo was out but i had a dingleturd stuck in my crack!!

by Veeks August 3, 2007

dingy bopper

a small dwarf who loves to give head but when you ask it will only be for about 5 to 10 seconds

ex:when mike asked for head from the dwarf josie she said DAMNN BITCH you get 5, mike considered josie a dingy bopper.

by mike ula February 26, 2008

dingfad

retarded, demented devil child, who likes to read.

Weslie Kay Thomas is a dingfad, and she is a homo..Same as Katie Long. Kyle Fitzgerald is not a dingfad. He is a genius

by kyle[tddup] March 23, 2008

dingle-john

When your cell phone rings in your back pocket and because of the precise positioning of the phone in your pocket and the correct ring mode of vibrate and the exact genre of underwear, a pleasing vibration of the scrotum occurs.

Dude, did you just call me?

Yeah.

It produced a wonderful dingle-john.

Oh Yeah?

Thank You.

by Dinglebob Dentist March 25, 2008

Dingle Dumbass

Someone who is beyond a dumbass. Thier intelligence is equivelent to the clinging fecal matter against your buttchecks. Used to refer to people who are intentionally stupid to gain attention.

J.C.-Did she just walk into the door?
Mike-Yea, but shes hot.
J.C.-She's such a fucking Dingle Dumbass

by daniroo March 24, 2009