recon date

A recon or reconnaissance date is a date with the only intention of making friends with the date to see if they have hot friends

I’m going on a recon date tonight this girl is about a 6 but I’ll play around with her to get invited to her social group’s events.

by Dseeva21 January 1, 2022

Recon date

A recon date or reconnaissance date is a date with the only intention of becoming friends with a date in order to get invited to their social group events. E.g to find better looking options

I’m going on a tinder recon date with Dan tonight he’s not really my type but he may have some hot friends.

I’m going on a recon date with Lauren tonight she’s about a 6 but she may have a hot social group so I’ll become friends with Lauren in order to penetrate her social group

by Dseeva21 January 1, 2022

Textpiration Date

A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.

Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."

Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.

by C Monty March 22, 2022

doggy date

waterboarding to the umpteenth degree

i got doggy date by a cow

by loligotadog March 22, 2022

Gape date

The act of scheduling a date to engage in sexual intercourse via anal penetration with your spouse or mate.

Person 1: Wanna do anal tomorrow?

Person 2: Gape date?
Person 1: Im leaving you.

by Bjørn Kirkham April 4, 2022

National Date Your Friend Day

National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.

Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.

by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022

Double Date (the cool kind)

You plus two dates subtract the 4th wheel.

So Brooke, Sarah went on a double date (the cool kind).

by ApricotFields May 15, 2022