Chinese bathing

When a Chinese man ejaculates on you in the shower then proceeds to lick your entire body, spreading the semen.

"Hey Chin do you want to ride some bikes?" "No Mike, I have to give my girlfriend a Chinese bathing."

by The hottest chiken alive December 23, 2013

Chinese Dick Trap

When you get your dick stuck in another guys foreskin like a Chinese finger trap.

Bro I was pulling so hard and my dick was stuck in the Chinese dick trap. I had to push in to him to get it out.

by IwearRompers July 14, 2022

chinese mormon

a person of asian descent that is dressed in a fashionable manor

Kids, look at all of the chinese mormons over there!

by pesky-panda55 April 27, 2025

Chinese Helmet

A very small dick.

A penis that has no shaft, just a head.

That dude in the hangover 2 was sporting a Chinese Helmet.

by afoxinthehole January 21, 2012

Syakirah and that Chinese trainee girl is bossy. Watch the show at Produce 101??

Syakirah and that Chinese trainee girl is bossy. Watch the show at Produce 101??

Syakirah and that Chinese trainee girl is bossy. Watch the show at Produce 101??

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

Chinese Swamp Water

The putrid pussy juice of a back water Chinese fishermans wife.

'Man I cant wait to boil my chicken in that Chinese swamp water'

by Cactus? April 28, 2024

Chinese Thunder Cunt

when you throw somthing as hard as you can and watch it explode.

Dave: dude you totally Chinese Thunder Cunted that stupid fucking baby
Kurt: thanks it was mind blowing finding out how open minded that baby was

by no head cobain April 25, 2025