tomato can 

N. In a fight, someone who is terribly outmatched by their opponent, and gets beaten quite easily, with no glory going to the victor.

The president of the chess club was little more than a tomato can when he picked a fight with the captain of the wrestling team.

tomato can by Eric Ibrey Dean September 8, 2005

jerry can 

A five gallon metal can (usually green) with three tubular handles on top and a metal screw on/off cap used by the military to hold gasoline, diesel fuel, etc.

Hey Corporal Smith! Get your ass down to the fuel farm and fill up those jerry cans ASAP!

jerry can by DGUSMC July 24, 2008

I can believable 

what is said when you want to call later becuase the computer you wanted to order doesnt come with speakers.

I can believable, all this for speakers. Like a little baby girl.

I can believable by KoRnyWayz March 18, 2008

fart-can 

A gigantic muffler mod used mostly on asian import cars, it sounds stupid (Ie. Fart) and its only real purpose is to make up for the drivers tiny penis.

Thats a huge fart-can, he must have a tiny cock.

fart-can by Justin Barrett October 7, 2005

I whip it out whenever I can 

a undefined saying used by Michael Buckley in his famous Youtube series WHAT THE BUCK?!

I love you bitch...I whip it out whenever I can...I don't know what that mean..WHAT THE BUCK?!

I whip it out whenever I can by TANYA68 October 9, 2008

I can tell you are doing it 

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong.

This is a humorous way to point out bad problem solving methods.

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong!

I can tell you are doing it by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2020

Shitty Comment Can

Much Like bad story bin except for shorter stories that are deemed as comments instead of full length stories. Much like the bad story bin it is created using the arms, except it is smaller and only involves the hands to create somewhat of a can shape that the person will promptly place his shitty comment into.

"Hey dude I got pulled over yesterday"

"HAHA did he like, frisk you?"

*use shitty comment can*

Shitty Comment Can by Sambo314 August 2, 2006