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faleaf child

I gave her a faleaf child.
by KBthaKing November 21, 2017
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Hair Child

that wad/ball of hair at the bottom of the tub/sink when you get done doing your own hair.
*gets done doing hair* "Aww man! Look at the size of that hair child in the drain!"
by mattchick February 21, 2012
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small jewish child

is small and jewish
they are jewish and are in existence to make fun of
person A "small jewish child"
Person B -dies of funny-
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Child Snatcher

a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.
Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?

Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher

Son: What's that?

Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.
by you must run chilld run now April 25, 2023
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Pro-child sexual preference

Aka. P.C.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people who does want and or has children
Kendra is only interested in sleeping with people who have kids. She has a pro-child sexual preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021
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Holy child

A school of sluts and hoes.
This school is fun for partiers, it’s an easier version of stone ridge.
All the guys target holy child for the hot girls.
It’s very easy and super fun.
The high schoolers love juuls and alcohol.
Guy #1 Omg that girl is so hot! She must be from holy child!
Guy #1 Imma go give her a head, bye.

Guy #2 O well I already hooked up with her so...
Guy #1 What ever she’s still so fucking gorgeous
by heyoitsurgirlo October 29, 2018
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Sweet Summer Child

Someone naive, or someone assuming something will be easy due to lack of experience.
Person 1: Getting a job will be the easy part

Person 2: Oh you sweet summer child-
by FunkyF0rk November 29, 2023
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