clam child

Basically Dash.

"Dash, do you also feel like a clam child?"

by Ellenn-A May 26, 2022

Is marshall the favorite child

Yes, most children with the name marshall are the favorite child and are better than their siblings in general. Most believe that this goes back to 2010 when an amazing child was born with the name of marshall. Nobody cared about the other sibling they wouldn't even care if it was there birthday party.

Is marshall the favorite child

by That killer July 14, 2023

last child

fucked up asshole

Your being a last child.

by roobesss November 20, 2020

Child Merchant

When you make out with someone under 13

Aye that boy William a Child Merchant

by zooted_official March 15, 2022

beat a child day

the one day of the year where you can beat whatever child you choose to beat.

"ayo did you know its beat a child day?"
"nah man i didnt"

by man this honestly sucks September 22, 2022

child pole smoker

When an adult likes to suck cock of a minor.

Bethany is a child pole smoker because she likes to suck her 4yr olds dick

by shtifICare December 22, 2015

Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022