beard diving

When you are hunting for a fuckboy in a midwest state.

"Drop me off at this dive karaoke bar in Denver; I'm going beard diving."

by thatguyyoumetatthatthing February 16, 2018

Foot Beard

N. A hairy foot

John's socks fit funny because of his foot beard.

by Cheezy Pickle May 20, 2024

Beard

A heterosexual relationship used to cover up one's homosexuality.

"Dad! I'm not gay! I have a wife!"
"Look kid, I don't give a fuck about your beard"

by Deeznuttery March 19, 2023

yeast beard

when a man performs oral sex on a woman when she has a yeast infection and in turn contracts a visible yeast infection around his mouth.

did you see that yeast beard on jake? he must have got it from kelsey when she had that yeast infection.

by zizzle9333 July 3, 2012

bearded coral

a hairy dick.

8==D bearded coral

by mrbiggyman April 4, 2011

Beard-idity

Theory that having facial hair can make you crazy, insane, psychologically disturbed or just fucked up

Hitler suffered from beard-idity
Osama Bin Laden suffered from beard-idity
Jesus suffered from beard-idity

by Joanna Barret Hound April 26, 2012

Weird Beard

A weird beard is someone who takes an overly confrontational position on the modifications that someone else does to their own car, usually via the Internet. Often times they don't own that kind of car or if they have it's unmodified because they don't want to mess with the purity. A weird beard doesn't necessarily have a beard of their own either but the term still applies.

How do you feel about the general purity of like messing with a car like this, do any do any of the weird beards care?

by eddyz1122 March 13, 2024