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Kiner Beard

A large, full beard worn by a person who should be too young for a beard of such awesomeness
"man I need to grow a beard."
"Dude if you're going for it go for a full kiner beard!"
by BulletToTheEscalator February 12, 2012
mugGet the Kiner Beardmug.

beard up

To start the process of growing a beard, or to take care of your beard.
No shave November is over. Time to beard up.
by TheDapperPappy February 18, 2015
mugGet the beard upmug.

Bearded Spider

When a person's pubes are infested with lice or other creepy-crawlies.
Bro, I went downtown faster than the A1, but then she hits me with a Bearded Spider and I'm all like, "WTF?"
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
mugGet the Bearded Spidermug.

beard diving

When you are hunting for a fuckboy in a midwest state.
"Drop me off at this dive karaoke bar in Denver; I'm going beard diving."
by thatguyyoumetatthatthing February 16, 2018
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Bearded Puss

When you reach down her pants and feel her bush but it feels like your beard
You her bush straight up felt like my beard, it was like a bearded puss... that's why I shaved last night
by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 August 27, 2018
mugGet the Bearded Pussmug.

Bearded egg

A guy's unshaved, bearded face.
Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte
by Sexydimma June 16, 2021
mugGet the Bearded eggmug.

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