Coffee Beaning

Like Tea-bagging, but for girls

She was coffee beaning hell out of him!

by danielspend69 December 5, 2021

(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.

In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!

by QuacksO January 8, 2022

Pooh Bearin’

The act of being in a public space wearing only a large tshirt and absolutely nothing else.

Sonya said Pooh bearin’ is so comfortable, it’s worth the risk of flashing everyone.

by 807w25th May 31, 2022

Reality Breaking

A situation where reality is tending to bend and is corrupting.

THIS IS SO REALITY BREAKING

by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022

Ad-Breaking

When someone sends you a meme that is subtly a product advertisement

"Wait a minute, there's a Burger King burger in this meme, did you just ad-break me?!"
*You the reader got ad-breaked because I mentioned Burger King, craving it now, huh?*
"I can't believe you just ad-broke me like that."
I hope you enjoyed this ad-breaking

by Loloopy August 31, 2022

International Breaking Bad day

On January 20, everyone who watched Breaking Bad needs to dress up as Walter White or Jesse Pinkman

Max: Why are you wearing that costume?
You: It's international Breaking Bad day!

by 1x2x3x4 White Yo October 1, 2022

David Beckingham Jr.

David Beckingham Jr. is generally known as an old money activist. Know around the community as a funny dickheadish kinda guy. will find love from only jewish or german females (or males). Davids will also tend to deal with skitz kids or Russian Bratva mobsters. Davids will be somewhat succesful from taking over their fathers hedge funds.

Dude did you see "David Beckingham Jr." he's looking for money again.

by Ibrahim Abromowitz October 14, 2022