5th base

The end of sex as you know it: Marriage.

I haven't had pussy since I hit 5th base 14 years ago.

5th base by JoeZito631 April 16, 2008

making base contact 

Making Base Contact; "saying" meaning contacting your wife, girlfriend, or serious female relationship via your cellular phone, just like as paramedics make base contact to get additional orders for patient care, one can give ones female an updated status on what the boys and yourself are doing.

you: hey guys so are we getting ready to head to the bar now?

friends: yeah sure were leaving in ten, can't wait to get smashed!!

you: sounds great lemme just go "make base contact" first

OR

you: great if you leave any sooner Ill be over by the garage "making base contact"

making base contact by onefastmedic August 2, 2009

Baseball 

a sport for soft kids where you hit a round ball called the baseball with a bat

Todd is so soft.

Thats why he plays baseball

Baseball by ShawnTight January 21, 2009

based 

A person who is thinking different than other people.
Somebody who doesn't believe all shit.

1:Man, he's not believing that the holocaust is real
2:Yeah man, he's based.

based by Pseudonymus14/88 October 23, 2020

baseball 

The ultimate pussy sport in high school. Played by outta shape kids who think they're athletic, but really couldn't run a mile if their lives depended on it.

Guy 1: Hey don't you have a baseball game tonight?
Guy 2: Nope. It got canceled. There's a puddle on the field.

baseball by 123454321 September 1, 2008

base head 

Cocaine addict.

You guys want some cheeseburgers? I got it from that basehead.

base head by nokianinja October 7, 2002

Base

The retarded way to spell Bass guitar.

Douche: The base player over there is fuckin' old.

Me: *slap* It's bass.

Base by the_bayest March 7, 2009