Social Boner

That kid who makes social situations uncomfortable...for example when a group of friends are talking and (Freddy) just keeps trying to nudge his way into the circle, just as an unwelcome boner interrupts whatever you were doing beforehand. Usually this person is just borderline annoying, although extreme cases have been cited in which cock-blocking has occured.

"Owen, gtfo, you social boner! Way to barge in at the wrong time and place :X"

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Social Boner by guesswhoohwsseug August 26, 2013

dookie boner 

A Dookie Boner is when one finishes the act of pooping and notices that they have an erect penis.

Paronk: Man the weirdest thing happened to me. I was pooping and when I stood up I had a boner

Tommy: Bro you had a dookie boner I get them all the time

dookie boner by Buttircup March 18, 2014

boneless boner 

Boneless boner is when you are aroused without getting an erection

Guy: dude i got a boneless boner last night when I saw this transexual midget threesome porno
Dude: boneless boners are the shiit

boneless boner by looneylobs July 31, 2017

shoulder boner 

When something in your shirt or hoodie make a boner shape on your shoulder.This can be done with a stick or other rod shaped object.

Hey guess what,Shoulder boner!

shoulder boner by Annoying smartass March 12, 2018

Bible boner 

When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.

Wow, Pastor Greg really enjoys platonic company with Tiffany, I think he has a full-blown bible boner!

Bible boner by Rotten Apple A&E November 23, 2018

Nicotine Boner 

When you inhale copious amounts of nicotine via the devils usb causing immediate arousal which results in a rock hard stiffy

Hey Rickey can I hit your juul?
Sure man, try not to get a nicotine boner this time

Nicotine Boner by LeroyNoobykins June 5, 2019

Tail boner 

When a characters tail from a video game/ anime Rises Up Like a normal boner

Hot guy or girl Hey! You look cute ;)

CatGirl * blushes * Th..ank you * gets tail boner *

Hot guy or girl : Did you just get a Tail boner?

Catgirl: NO BAKA!

Tail boner by Anime gaming Japanese January 27, 2020