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anthony keiser

Noun

1. A person with a big heart and a big cranium
Verb

1. To finesse or outsmart with that cranium

2. To comfort

Adj
1. Slow but shiny, but that's why it's still around
Noun example:

Person A: "Did you hear about the Anthony Keiser that asked me out?"

Person B: "No, but was he nice?"
Person A: "Actually, he was nice. He has a big heart but also a big head."
Verb example:

A:"Yo I Anthony Keisered that French test last period!"

B:"Oh fr fr"

A:"Yes I didn't study at all"
Adjective example:

A: "This car is very Anthony Keiser. It's slow yeah but it's shiny and cool. So that's why it's not in the junkyard"
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anthony baldino

Big strong independent lightskin man with a very big you know what… he is very nice kind and will steal yo bitch he’s very racist but funny and he can get girls but doesn’t know how he does good in school to, he doesn’t know how to ask someone out without being embarrassed.
Anthony baldino is a great guy in general just a little scared to ask out girls
by Anthony Jamal James Jackson August 9, 2021
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Anthony

Anthony can be a horny perv sometimes but he can be nice if he wants to. He can be a jackass to his friends but its all in good fun. He doesn't see right away when he hurt someone but he will apologize if he feels bad enough.
Anne: That dude was a jerk to me. Nik: Well he's an Anthony. Give him time. He'll come around.
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Anthony

Anthony, a Funny Guy that always cracks a joke to make you smile. He hates to see you at your lowest and tries to make you happier, but sometimes doesn't succeed. Sometimes is cold hearted, but really sweet and caring exactly to you. But to you, he's a cold hearted monster sometimes. You love him, but you also hate him. You sometimes hurt each other without even knowing, and don't know what to say to one another. It's complicated between you and Anthony. You still have strong feelings and love him. But you have a feeling that it's not gonna last a long time if you don't be honest with each other.
"Hey what's up with you and Anthony? "
"It's Complicated Ig, I still love him deeply tho.. "

- Dc (Daphne)
by Notantonioswifey January 1, 2022
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Anthony

A faggot who is a cornball and has bad music taste
Hey are you anthony ?
Anthony:Yea I’m a gay fag who’s a cornball with bad music taste
by Latino Loser November 21, 2023
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Anthonie

Anthonie a weird guy who would suck youre dick for less than 5 bucks
Guy 1: That guy asked me to suck my dick
Giy2: Must be an Anthonie
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anthony demeyer

“Hey dude stop being such an Anthony Demeyer!”
by imnotacultist July 8, 2019
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