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encephalo-analitis

Literally, having ones head up ones ass. Of course, that could be seen as crude, so a veneer of medical-esque terminology makes it seem more erudite!
Jeff: I can't believe my boss, he does not have the most basic techncial understanding of what we do here!

Vin: Typical management, suffering from encephalo-analitis.
by Marshall Fazione November 23, 2016
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Anal Nubbing

When a person with a limb amputation participates in anal fisting without the appropriate appendage.
"Nothing beats the sensation of a good Anal Nubbing"
by UCFanon September 26, 2019
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ANAL PROSPECTOR

This is a challenge that is played among male friends. One friend is picked (requires three players) to become the gold mine. This person will have small gold nuggets violently shoved into his anal cavity. The other two players will use plastic sporks (MUST HAVE) in order to excavate as many gold nuggets as they can from the anal crevasse. At the end of 2 minuets the digger with the least gold nuggets will become the next gold mine. The game ends when everyone has been the gold mine at least twice and the person will the most gold nuggets will be deemed the Master Prospector.
Fuck Madden, lets play some anal prospector. Did you here that Jake was became a master prospector after last nights game.
by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020
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Anal annihilater

One who annihilates the anus.
Patrick: dude did you here about Justin?

Brandon: yep, he's a real anal annihilater!
by Drekster April 18, 2016
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Anal Typewriter

When you line up 4+ people butt up and you preform anal sex, one pump per person and moving left to right and at the final person you slap their butt and yell “Ching” and restart the process.
I had four women in my room last night and I didn’t know what to do with them all so I decided to preform an anal typewriter.
by Roy McHebroid March 25, 2019
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Anal Fade

When you spread your ass cheeks and the barber gives your asshole a FRESH Fade.
The barber accidentally cut my asshole while giving me an Anal Fade, but it looks Fresh As Hell!”
by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020
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anal stew

The collection of hair, toilet paper remnants, poop, underwear lint, and whatever else might get caught up in the ass crack.
My swamp ass has developed into a serious anal stew, I have to take a Silkwood Shower.
by Dirty OED February 13, 2017
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