Anal Fade

When you spread your ass cheeks and the barber gives your asshole a FRESH Fade.

“The barber accidentally cut my asshole while giving me an Anal Fade, but it looks Fresh As Hell!”

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

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Anal Jazz

Inserting a moist reed into your partners ass and blowing whilst reaching around playing with their genitals like a trombone slide. Works best with New Orleans style jazz.

Can I get me some anal jazz tonight? I have a fresh reed.

by Moosebrow November 1, 2018

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anal chorus

Preaching to the choir : flatulent symphony as in political rhetoric

The reverend directed an anal chorus for the congregation. The politician composed an unprecedented flatulent symphony.

by tlarr March 24, 2017

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A bodily substance (solid or liquid) the exits the anus with such a horrid odor, that most living things are forced to run away for their own survival. The odor is so dense that it sticks to your clothes, causes shortness of breath, and watery eyes. The culprit is usually a virus found in contaminated Central American or Asian food.

Dude just dropped anal napalm and then ran to the restroom while the rest of us were left gagging.

by Trickyricky October 2, 2014

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