Noun.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.
When using the toilet at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, always put an ass gasket down before you cop a squat.
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Get the Ass Budget mug.The origin of Anchor Ass originates from the England. The fist Ass to be labelled ‘Anchor ass’ was discovered around the mid 90s. Anchor Ass essentially refers to an Ass which is 'rock solid'.
For example, anger at a person may provoke attacking the person. If for instance the Ass in particular is attacked and causes serious injury to the attacker, then the Ass must be referred to as Anchor Ass. “Dam! You got an Anchor Ass”.
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(note: Ass Admiral is a better insult because it's one rank higher, and it's also an alliteration. Those always sting.)
(note: Ass Admiral is a better insult because it's one rank higher, and it's also an alliteration. Those always sting.)
Person A: You cock blister!
Person B: You spooge-licker.
Person A: Blisterwater drinker!
Person B: Regurgitated cum bubble.
Person A: Ass captain!
Person B: Ass ADMIRAL!
Crowd: Ooooooh...
Person B: You spooge-licker.
Person A: Blisterwater drinker!
Person B: Regurgitated cum bubble.
Person A: Ass captain!
Person B: Ass ADMIRAL!
Crowd: Ooooooh...
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