The on-going hijinx of a douche bag.
by Dick Seanary June 15, 2009
Get the Douche-baggery mug.Hairstyle that is formed by using too much gel in order to spike hair up completely, or just the front end of the hair, forming the signature "faux hawk"
by Dennissqueezes May 28, 2011
Get the Douche 'do mug.One of the douches from Charlottesville, VA. Usually a stuck up person you has decided their shit doesn't stink. Walks around with a stick up their ass complaining nothing.
by Diggerman84 March 5, 2017
Get the Smug douche mug.A lesser included offense of cock blocking. Douche Nozzling occurs where one guy is trying to score with a girl and then another guy comes along and tries to get in her pants, i.e., vagina, like that of an actual douche nozzle. The mindset of the douche nozzler is different from that of a cock blocker, as the douche only kind of knows the other guy would have sex with the girl but has not yet made it known that he has made a "claim", so to speak.
by Lawyering May 17, 2015
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by Dinsdale Pirhana January 14, 2013
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Other guy: Oh wow really well urban dictionary never lies
Me: Yeah well that guy must have been an Urban Douche
Other guy: Oh wow really well urban dictionary never lies
Me: Yeah well that guy must have been an Urban Douche
by 👉😉👈 This guy April 10, 2016
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by Fukyourface November 3, 2018
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