friend hiatus

When a friend commits an act that you don't approve of, you can put said friend on "friend hiatus" to show your disapproval.

Friend hiatus usually only lasts between a few minutes to an hour but special circumstances may call for an extended friend hiatus.

Sally- Hey John, sorry I couldn't hang out yesterday, but I'm free now.

John- Yeah whatever, you're on friend hiatus till tomorrow.

by AznDave March 19, 2009

A good friend

You probably searched for this because you either have no friends or you do but they're just a bunch of assholes. Trust me. I've been there.

Jerold: Hey did you know that bob tried to have sex but failed to pleasure his gf and still remains as an virgin?

Luke: Loll man i gotta post this on my facebook page.

Bob: YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL ANYONE U DIPSHIT

Jerold: Lol im such a good friend.

by Ay carabam May 4, 2020

pet-friend

When you like making fun of one of your friends usually all the time, that friend is your pet-friend

Andy is always making fun of her pet-friends Charlie and Daniel.

by Andy S² November 20, 2015

friend/date

You are going out with a "friend" however it may actually be a "date" in disguise.

Alison: "Me and Tom are going out on a friend/date tonight.

Possible meaning: Alison and Tom say they are friends, but they really are more.

Possible meaning #2: Either Alison or Tom just think they are friends while the other thinks it's more.

Possible meaning #3: Neither Alison nor Tom really give a shit what their status is but just want to go out anyway.

by alicatsanfrancisco July 30, 2013

Fifth and a Friend

A drinking party theme, where you and a friend are zip-tied together until the fifth of alcohol you’ve brought is finished. Prepare the buckets boys

“Hey you wanna pair up for Fifth and a Friend on Saturday night?”
“Sure, but you’ll prolly be getting barf on your shoes”

by Oz9090 September 28, 2021

Hangover Friend

A word to describe a friend who you only see the day after a night out, mostly sunday morning. Usually the friend in question is one who lives in the same area but goes elsewhere for cool parties and avoids the lame parties in the locality. The morning after they then call his/her close friends to hang out, they then find the time to boast about their cool, crazy night while you just tell the same boring tales of a saturday night.

Eg. Michael: ' Man, i'm really hungover, Tom asked me to call down to his crib so we can go and get some food'

Cillian : 'Dude, he's just looking for someone to tell the tales of those great parties he goes too, he's such a hangover friend.'


Eg. Michael : 'Yo Tom, how did last night go?'

Tom : 'Man, I got so hammered, and i scored with this hot chick, party was so rad! What you do?'

Michael : ' Emm ... I just had a few beers with Cillian and wnet home ... pretty lame'

by Myerz April 30, 2009

fairweathered friend

1. Describes a person who celebrates extensively only the good with one another, then goes into a almost hermit-like state when their friend is doing something thats not generally accepted by the masses.

2. Someone who only is there for the good times and bails on you for the rough, similar to a gold digger and a fairweathered fan.

My fairweathered friend Marcus, who will only accept me as an equal in real life and then turns to me as a "lesser" upon other peers of his over the internet.

by p. pegg November 14, 2005