guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard
by some stupid guy September 05, 2023
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how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster
guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back
by valentelserhumano November 01, 2022
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This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
by Candyswrites January 03, 2020
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see how I laugh at you

you'll never understand.. no you'll never understand.. you have a great taste for music
doctor I can't tell if I'm not me... see how I laugh at you you'll never understand no you'll never understand
by Kjoslnkcklnc October 08, 2023
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I fuck with you heavy

What you tell your friend when their cheeks (alternatively, their "Gyatt") looking a little more scrumptious than usual and you just have to have it
Person 1: "Hey Jake! *ass bouncing as he walks" How have you been recently?"
Person 2: *Looking at Person 1's fat ass* "John, I fuck with you heavy. Give me that Gyatt!"
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i do not approve

i do not approve of what you just said
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Naima I

The word is a synonym for Fortnite henchman. they can be very dumb and aggresive for no reason. they like to come and grab your nutsack for no reason. Sometimes if you treat your Naima well they can give your present in a form of a dance. they exists in many different names and forms.
Oh, shit there i a Naima!
Help the Naima I, downed me.
Go the Naima's are coming.
by Tinesugeminpikk May 08, 2024
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