I can’t even

Example one: Kari

Example two: Katrina

Kari in a bubble bath with a glass of wine talking about her (perfect) life to her sister: “I can’t even”.

Katrina lounging in front of her electric fire complaining about her coffee roasting business (also perfect life) to her sisters: “i can’t even!”.

by itsfinecuziloveyou June 06, 2025

I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

One. Dude, I can’t even.

by BusyPooping September 22, 2022

Me when i lie

A phrase used to backhandedly/sarcastically call someone out on their bullshit.

Random: “I was feelin’ all up on Megan last night brah…”

You: “That’s funny. Me when I lie.”

by kurpluthy June 10, 2025

I-Applophobia

The irrational fear of apple products. Not sponsored by android.

"Steve Jobless has I-Applophobia, I'm afraid. There's nothing I can do about it."

by defnotchronicallyonline April 04, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.> I Take After My Cuban Grandmother<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> I Take After My Cuban Grandmother<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> I Take After My Cuban Grandmother<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

I depend on you

A short sentence associated with a low-quality drawing of 2 shape figures, a yellow and blue one, hugging each other. This was posted around December 2024 on Twitter (X).

It has since then become a redraw meme and a catchphrase.

Person 1: I depend on you... *tries to hug other person*
Person 2: omg thnx for reminding me to redraw that meme!

by repufolklore January 04, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I GiggleyYy Menancingly<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I GiggleyYy Menancingly<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I GiggleyYy Menancingly<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles June 10, 2025