Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today

Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!

by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021

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Why not man?

1 - An exclamation typically used to rationalize impulsive or reckless behavior, or to convey frustration at someone's apprehension to buy schroomies.

You wanna buy some schroomies...? Why not man? ...wHyNoTMaaaaan?!

by Johnnyutah19 April 18, 2022

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Man otter

Expression of strength or awesomeness. Makes no discernable sense in any context.

We loaded down that trailer and didn't tie it down. Just rolled with it, like a man otter.

by Burrisms May 11, 2018

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When a man makes a jar of shit and cum and blends it, mixes it with water, pours it on someone's face, pins them down and farts on them for 5 minute straight until shit comes out, then proceeds to shove a tiny turd up the woman's vigina. and scream at her face and run away.

Holy shit did you see that Florida Man on the news?
Yeah bro what was that!?

by Cool Kid Library March 22, 2023

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Spider-Man

A teenager who hit puberty too hard and now he can run fast and pick up semi trucks. Lucky guy, huh? The reason he wears the mask is to hide his face by the way.

Peter, is an idiot. just like spider-man

by I'mAnIdiot December 17, 2019

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