I don't agree with the language

Used before a statement of agreement to indicate that the speaker doesn't particularly approve of foul (or just plain rude) language.

Driver: What the hell's this cocksucker doing here? This is the fast lane and he's driving like my gramps!

Passenger: I don't agree with the language, but you're right.

by Stupidly Sophisticated March 1, 2023

i need to do my homework

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN

person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

by whydoiexistbro March 2, 2023

I do what I want

"I do what I want" Is something said by someone who does what they want, that person is probably superior to the people around them.

Q: when are you going to clean your room
A: I do what I want

by Grouchy Buddha March 2, 2023

I am 50 cent

Referring to a Latin Cult (JLH) that can put you in 50 pieces. When said, it is a threat.

Stop playing with me, I am 50 cent.

by xennAsh March 3, 2023

I fought Dracula

When someone gives you a lot of hickeys.

Yesterday when I hung out with my girlfriend I ended up fighting Dracula!!
“Why do you have a hickey on your neck?”
“Oh yesterday I fought Dracula”

by Kanyeisbest March 3, 2023

I am

The shortest sentence in the whole world

"Go do the laundry"
"I AM😡!!"

by Sin tía March 3, 2023

I lost my vision

When you see something you hate so you close your eyes to protect yourself.

Omg today at school I lost my vision while going down the stairs because I saw a little girl with a sonic backpack. I HATE SONIC!!!!!!!

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023