btw i use arch

People who groom children

User 1: btw I use arch
User 2: oh so you groom children
User 1: Yea

by 1JKLDRFKL;ERF June 13, 2024

I kebab

A phrase mispronounced on purpose instead of saying 'I give up'. Used when shitfaced w your fam or when dying of hunger.

Natasha: Them girls eating cleansing salads like they care, I kebab lol. There's a turkish kebab across the street.
Ovula: Actually I did kebab yesterday tbh, but let's roll.

by jaraS128 May 25, 2017

I just ran over Oprah

You say this whenever you run over your favorite celebrity or something goes wrong.

Josh: Run over Oprah
OMG I JUST RAN OVER OPRAH

by nickjonasisbae January 2, 2020

I promise you

I promise you means that you love a person beyond loves bounds and ther are a promise you'll have too keep

"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two

by Your_lovermadethis June 22, 2024

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<.7.9.7.6.>Siniesa, sin`I`esa, siniesA<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025

I wanna die

FUUUUUUCK i just hate everyone :)

person 1: I wanna die

me: ok, just fucking do it

not really fucking kill yourself it just a fucked up joke

by reev54:) January 27, 2023