When someone is a tight-arse with money and they sacrifice quality for a cheap dollar price. The item usually breaks or doesn’t work well and they have to buy again what they should have bought the first time
“I thought I got the bargain of all time but it was just crap.”
“Mate. The poor man always buys twice!”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
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FUCKING INTERNET MAN!

When you are playing an online FPS game and lose a fight because you are being subject to large amounts of lag because you either don't use an ethernet cable or use some ancient ADSL service that is capable of usually 10mbps topsy-turvy
Spack No.3: *Loses a Warzone gulag* Also Spack No.3: "FUCKING INTERNET MAN!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022
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derp man elite

A male that has sex with a female and to get her pregnant and proceeds to never see her again.
derp man elite was never seen by her again.
by notkejejnsn September 05, 2017
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I am a good man

Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.
I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”

And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.
by Bad C dev February 23, 2023
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Nutella Man

A insult that is stereotypically aimed at black or brown people and their skin colour.
*Posts picture of my friend Dante N in the groupchat*

"Nutella Man lol"
by polishsausage22 September 18, 2022
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scattin man

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IM THE SCATTIN MAN
Hey have you heard of the scattin man?

No who's the scattin man?

A man who scats
by The scattin man March 23, 2021
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chode man

when some one has a littel cock that is not appealing
small cock and chode man
by faggot dude February 22, 2010
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