Call out push ups

A form of currency amongst gamblers usually wagered in prop bets. If you owe someone call out push ups you must do them immediately without question as directed, anywhere, anytime.

Is also applied to sit ups or anything else bored gamblers can think of.

Call out push ups example:

Degenerate 1: 200 call out pushups I can beat you at backgammon?

Degenerate 2: Sure.

Minutes, months, years or even decades later..

Degenerate 2 in Degenerate 1's office in front of Degenerate 1's boss: I'll take ten right now.

Degenerate 1 does 10 push ups.

Degenerate 2: What time's your wedding tomorrow?

Degenerate 1: 4pm.

Degenerate 2: I'll see you then. You might wanna stretch out. I might cash in on all 190 so it's a day to remember 😊

by spuncer December 09, 2020

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thai take-out

Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.

Tom, stop by the pet store... I'm thinking Thai Take-out tonight. Wink.

by unicornjiz August 22, 2015

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wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole

Wanting to know everything about everything.

A government form

Nosey person enquiring into your business

The VAT inspector

I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!

by Robinhos April 25, 2015

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pull out

What pussies do when they fuck a girl.

Guy: Im about to cum: Girl: Okay are you gonna pull out? Guy: I will not pull out that is for pussies. Girl: But you might get me pregna-Guy: I came in you.

by TheWordInnovater May 31, 2022

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