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kram man band

if you found this your desprite get a girl/ boy friend
by return to monke March 3, 2022
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Flavor man

A man in your life who gives you an essence of variety.

Usually represents a fondness of kinks and "spicy" things, particularly in the bedroom.

Does not want anything full time. They are in it for the sex.

When a flavor man represents a sweeter side, they might be in it for a full time relationship, but it would most likely be for temporary feels. Don't catch feelings for them.

This can also be seen as a "kinky fwb".

Could also be used as a term for women. Ex: flavor woman/lady
"He spices up my life, he's my flavor man!"

"Damn, I need a flavor man! I'm living dull..."
by MarkofOxin April 21, 2017
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What the man

What the man, is like what the fuck or hell, but instead we change it to man
Sara : oh shit i spilled your tea!
Me : dude, what the man?!?
by Laralaraonthewall November 23, 2021
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small man syndrome

Small man syndrome is the devastatingly disabling inferiority complex invariably associated with the completely and utterly debilitating death sentence disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling condition of being a manlet, a diminutively dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Relentlessly driven to ever-greater extremes of manlet cope, manlet mathematics and guy height by the well-deserved bullying that the microscopic midget manlet constantly endures at the courtesy of disgusted women and laughing manmores for being a small man syndrome-infected Little Napoleon, the severely stunted small man syndrome sissy manlet can often be detected in public while loudly yelling at his mother on the phone because she wore his favorite pair of high heels again, dancing a merry jig atop of a bar stool in front of microbiology labs while dressed like a tiny, little leprechaun, begging for spare change to buy his fix of height boosting insoles in the parking lot of your local Foot Locker and crying tiny tears of manlet rage while furiously dry humping the pole of low clearance signs. Manlets, when will they learn?
Gemma: Lol, why is Kevin "Horrid Homunculus" Hart sobbingly driving around in a toy car while girlishly throwing his massive collection of high heels at that group of, by comparison towering, children over there? Anais: Classic small man syndrome. Short people got no reason. Gemma: Silly manlet boys...
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
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Chicken Man

A alias to a few infamous narcotic dealers alluded to in a Bruce Springsteen song.
Omg Chicken Man yelled "Hey Bhad Bhabie" when Thomas K was in town. That is complete Crazytown.
by Me=word plug January 16, 2019
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Man-me-downs

Items that your girlfriend has that have been used or, previously owned by her x-man/boyfriend/husband.
Your girlfriend digs in a box and says I have a tee-shirt you can use, you then say I don't want your man-me-downs!
by Swiggs November 27, 2011
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Man Apples

Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple.

Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.

Have you had your man apple today?

People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.

I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
by SlobKnobRob June 18, 2025
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