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blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014
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White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
mugGet the White man’s firemug.

Mans

Used when referring to a loyal friend
who's mans is this
My mans, can you get that for me
My mans...shut up.
by ChampDee November 1, 2017
mugGet the Mansmug.

man soap

a single universal cleaning solutuion used in place of dish soap, laundry detergent, shampoo, and body wash. Often, its one of those items substitued for the other when the bottle runs out.
Looks like I'm out of laundry detergent, time to get out the man soap. Hand me the shampoo will you?
by soapyguy February 23, 2011
mugGet the man soapmug.

Man-woman concert

A Man-woman concert is a form of concert without formal regulation or legislation on the purchase of tickets. Usually have less safety guidelines and precautions.
"im off to a Man-woman concert tonight!"
"Be careful steve..."
by Xx_Mitni_xX February 18, 2025
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no man's band

Person A: "I can't belive Brendan kissed Ryan onstage!"
Person B: "Well, I guess a lot of their fans enjoyed it."
Person A: "If a no man's band did that, people would probably boo them."
by Blagiechanga December 7, 2009
mugGet the no man's bandmug.

Bad Man

A word of Jamaican/ rastafarian descent used to describe an individual who goes against the grain of society and/or politics. Is often used to describe Giovany.
Gio ah bad man don’t talk to him
by Jamaican Urban Dictionary January 8, 2020
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