Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

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I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

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I

a letter commonly used to refer to yourself, that loser

Me: I don't like tomatoes
Friend: well I do

by Velvetthecat June 25, 2022

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There today I thought you’d be…
Something told me I had to go…
A smile I prayed I would see…
Instead sadness is what I saw…

Words I tried to find…
As my eyes held back the tears…
A door for you I will always get…
One door especially…
Is always yours…
Open … it always is and always will be…
For you!!!!
This is the door to my heart!!!!

“You are the best”
And my love for you…
Will never rest!!!!
No matter what!!!!

Living my dream…
Is living everyday with you!!!!
This is what I will always pray and dream for!!!!

I love YOU!!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 February 5, 2025

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C i h u a h a g h g f e

A "C i h u a h a g h g f e" is a short and annoying person in your friend group. Possibly the most annoying you will ever meet!! Its used as an insult.

You're a C i h u a h a g h g f e

by Nomnomnomowo December 3, 2020

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I&O (In & Outs)

I&Os are the items that make us feel modern, new, each season. It might be a shoulder that we are experimenting with, or a certain exaggerated sleeve shape. Pieces that makes us feel like our entire closet has been refreshed by their addition alone. And whilst they allow us to experiment, because they pair back with other items in our closet that speak to our DNA, we never feel in costume. We wear them for years, retire them, then bring them back out again when the time is right.

Person 1: This patent leather pant totally works for this season, thank gosh they are a I&O (In & Outs) so I can wear them next season too!

by Iamcreativepragmatist August 6, 2021

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