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75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet

the jar of peanut butter at the back of your cabinet that you forgot about
bro why is there a 75 year old jar of peanut butter in the back of my cabinet, wait, oh i was trying to make a 75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet.
by snekster69 April 29, 2022
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From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.
"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
by You're with me, leather April 14, 2007
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No one knows what this phrase means. Comedian Lewis Black said this in a bit but he doesn't know what it means either.
If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
by Thycid March 20, 2005
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I am a 22 year old female from Russia

I am a 45 year old man from Bangladesh.
Hello internet user. I am a 22 year old female from Russia and I have fallen to love with your profile. Please send money.
by x_404_err0r_x January 27, 2021
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I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man

"Ei ur English's pretty good u know?"
"I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man."
by Luvis the CARATzen June 19, 2019
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In a bit by Lewis black he overheard one girl say this to another. He went on to say that this is the type of nonsensical utterance that if you think about it too long you will develop an aneurysm and your head will explode. In fact, in many places trading a horse for a year of college is acceptable. Horses can be sold for $10s of thousands of dollars.
I was broke so if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.
by nombre falso February 23, 2010
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