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Whale's Vagina

When Covid related postponements destroy your Fantasy Football lineup and you can't field a starting roster.
Ferg's team had a Whale's Vagina situation when the Titans and Steelers postponed.. He could only utilize 7 of his 16 fantasy football players.
by Clowns taste funny October 2, 2020
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Fat fucking whale

You rock the greasy hair babe🤤you’re slighty over weight but dont even worry about it
They dont call you coral for nothing your a fat fucking whale xx
by 123hiv September 3, 2018
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Whale and Chips

What you say when the fish in your Fish and Chips is huge
Some guy: I had Whale and Chips last night
International Whaling Commission: You had what?
by MneneT August 31, 2021
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Killer whale

Killer whale is another name for a fat cunt called kyan he got his name as the killer whale when he had a girlfriend that was 6 years old named Caitlin she wanted him to sit on her face and so he did spreading his cheeks and engulfing her entire head she started screaming as she couldn't breathe but the killer whale couldn't hear because he is such a fat cunt and she started getting sucked into his ass to this day she has not been seen
Oh did you hear about the killer whale yeah that fat cunt ate a girl through his ass
by Jewdrop crop top August 6, 2018
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Turf Whale

A word that describes a random act, or a way to express your enjoyment/hatred of something
Bob: "That basketball game was so turf whale."
Erik: "Yeah, because our team destroyed yours."

Nathaniel: *sneezes loudly in the middle of class*
Me: "That was so turf whale, dude!"
by chunky_lugi896 May 19, 2018
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Whale Wax Candles

Candles made of whale wax (hardened fat and oil) known for their inducement of Tumblertoopler, along with an enhancement of libido/sex drive
Are th-those... Whale Wax Candles? Oh w-wow...
by porkcathedral96ALLAH! April 21, 2025
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Whale Warrior

Someone who struggles to walk without breathing heavily. Someone whos failing gym class. Someone who is horribly fat.
"Gosh, Abbi, that pizza was good, I'll have another slice!"

"You're a fucking whale warrior Dakota."
by ......H...... May 11, 2024
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