type shit

It's like tying your shoe type shit.

Lenny: As soon as my dad puts down his cigarette he picks up another one.

Me: That's some John Wayne type shit.

by Starvingmidget December 16, 2010

piss of shit

- Spelling mistake (it should be called piece of shit)
- When a shit takes a piss

u fucking piss of shit

by snfbse9f8isebf May 14, 2010

Shit mom

A piece of shit that let's a baby fall into a drawer

You are a shit mom

by Dhsoaibduskwbjs February 1, 2018

Kicking the shit

Sitting back, relaxing without a care in the world...even disregarding what situation you're currently in (Even if its serious). A way of being careless while relaxing

Teen: Yo, whats up
Teen 2: Just kicking the shit
Teen: Even when we have finals tomorrow!?

by Real World June 2, 2014

Shit Shuff

When one selects shuffle on their iPod, only to hear a poor endless list of songs. Usually, these songs are least favored on the iPod, or are very unsuiting to the occasion of the shuffle.

Tom: Dude hurry up. Pretty soon its gonna get real hot out. I wanna get this morning jog over with!

Tim: Alright chill out. I'm dealing with a major Shit Shuff right now! All I'm hearing is christmas music and very unmotivational jazz.

by The Big Bad Brandon December 8, 2009

Geronimo Shit

A geronimo shit is a shit taken from a place above the toilet such as the rafters in a cabin. While the poo is in the air the person taking the shit the "crapee" must yell GERONIMO!, hence the name Geronimo Shit

Matt: Hey josh is the outhouse taken?
Josh: Are you serious! Look up someone is taking a Geronimo Shit!

by 612forlife August 20, 2009

shitting liquid

Shitting liquid is where your bowel movements expelled substance is less solid than a chocolate milk shake, often as a resultant leaving the toilet bowl looking like an early Picasso piece. Severe cases and liquid professionals have been known to shit more on walls than in bowls

Hey man did you see in that toilet? Looks like someone is shitting liquid, yeah that arsehole has destroyed the bowl with that mad dump

by Dirk Rictor December 6, 2016