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Weinstein a potted plant

Masturbating in an inappropriate manner, usually without the consent of another person in the room.
Matt Lauer was fired likely because he bragged about how he Weinstein a potted plant with his female assistant nearby.
by Chazz de Plume December 1, 2017
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Pot luck

A group activity in which you drill multiple holes in a pot and have men stick there dick inside the pot.

At this point, the jerker sticks there hand in the pot and randomly selects a cock in the pot and begins jerkering it.

The pot luck player that gets nut on their cock is out.

The final round consist of two men tip to tip. The jerker lubes their hand and uses and single motion to jerk both cocks. The first to nut wins.

( Use competitive sized pot)
Hey guys, let's go pot luck

Hopefully I get lucky in pot luck tonight

Head over to Jason's, he is throwing a pot luck

I came last in pot luck, shit

Damm cleaning up after pot luck last night was rough man
by Jordan reals April 30, 2024
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Smelly Gumbo Pot

The act of one shitting profusely in a gumbo pot after a long drive back from town.
"Dad why does the gumbo pot stink so bad"
"Because I had the bubble guts"
"So your the one who laid the hammer on that Smelly Gumbo Pot?"
by Ethyn_Bordelon69420 April 26, 2024
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Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.
They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!
by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020
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Breaking the Honey Pot

by fhomas December 4, 2020
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Hot Pot Central

Must like a Dutch oven, this is performed with your Asian significant other, after having Asian food.
Man, Tony gave me a hot pot central last night!
We were laying in bed and he just one rip and then covered my head with the blanket. It was so bad, lucky bamboo wilted.
by Satansfx December 11, 2022
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The Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Yasuo mains saying Queens of Leauge users are weird
Yasuo Main: Omg QOL users are weird
QOL user: Not the Pot calling the kettle black
by IDK ME I Guess October 6, 2021
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