What your ancestors used in sacred rituals protecting different holes of the human body which is now extinct due to the SARS2.0 global outbreak.
Son, there once was a time when humans really got their heads up their asses, buying & stocking toilet paper as if it was the cure or as if a virus was about to attack their assholes and food & water were very low down the list of survival items.
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Get the single use paper-formulated mug.Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?
Student: Uhh...
Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?
Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.
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Student: Uhh...
Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?
Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.
Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
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When a girl puts paper in her mouth she is in love with Josh Agnello.
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