omg kill me

when something terrible happens

"brad asked me out. like. omg kill me!"

by the_cody_wolf November 24, 2020

Beau will kill me

If Beau wasn’t too disgusted by my ugly ass face to slap me he would have

- beau p

Titties beau will kill me for making fun of his title

by BIGG D February 17, 2022

Kill a nigga with the glock

This expression is used in csgo

When you are last alive in your team and you have just a glock but the enemy have ak 47
Team:Yo hes dead, kick him
You:Yo chill the fuck out I'ma kill this nigga with the glock
You open hacks and press on rage and you do headshot
Team:Nice

You:This is how you kill a nigga with the glock

by SwagOutChris666 September 09, 2019

kill my dog

Phrase used when you are experiencing anger, frustration, and when you basically hate life.

Man, kill my dog. I have a psych paper due tomorrow!

by Nadia Hamel May 02, 2008

guns don't kill people, people kill people

A phrase Dimebag Darrel had always sided with. He believed that guns were no threat, only the people who use them incorrectly are....Ironically, Wednesday, December 8th 2004....Dimebag was shot to death during one of his concerts....

We will all miss you Dimebag. At least we got that motherfucker Nathan Gale who gunned you down and blew the fuck outta him.....Eye for an Eye.

by matt December 12, 2004

fashion road kill

Anyone who is into fashion or Sex and the City knows about the time when Carrie fell flat on her face in the middle of the runway during the fashion show. So that's what it is its when you fall in the middle of the runway during a fashion show.

OMG-did u see her fall? She's massive fashion road kill.

by Primadonna August 11, 2004

Kill Me Please

When you are really embarrassed about something you say kill me please.

Person A- Oh my God he just saw you do that!

Person B- OMG KILL ME PLEASE!!!!!!

by Imthatonegirl December 23, 2014