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canada's history

When two or more Canadians, in a snowy field, strip each other down only using moose antlers until each victim is a bloody mess of antler scrapes all over their body. Then, maple syrup is poured over each as the shove the Stanley Cup up their rears while reciting the Canadian Mounty's oath of freedom.
Hey Bob, I heard it just snowed again- wanna go do "Canada's History" in my backyard? I've got the Stanley Cup on loaner.
by skullanator February 5, 2010
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Gloucester (CANADA)

Home of the crack heads. AKA glockcester. Dont mess around cause youll probably either get shot stabbed or the crap beaten out of you. welcome to gloucester have a nice day.
Ay bro im trynna get to Gloucester (CANADA). "what you trynna get? crack, e, blow, dro, oxy?"
by gloucester born n raised January 3, 2012
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Canada

Canada is a country in North America, straddling the Arctic, Atlantic, Pacific Oceans and the Hudson Bay. It is the second-largest country in the world just after Russia and it's population is 38,131, 104. It has 3 territories and 10 provinces : the ten provinces are British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, Newfoundland and Labrador, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, and Prince Edward Island. It's territories are Nunavut, Northwest Territories and Yukon.

As seen in the GIF, the flag of Canada is a white field with red stripes on the hoist and fly, and a square in the cebter, in a 1:2:1 ratio. Inside the white square, is a stylized maple leaf.
James, let's go to Manitoba in Canada!

... Sounds like a good trip, let's go to Canada!
by LemMoon September 10, 2021
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Canada (ROBLOX)

The user "Canada" on the website ROBLOX is one of the many rare usernames on the website. He was recently terminated so all of his information on when he joined is unavailable at this moment. His alternate account is "McDonalds" another rare account name. It seems Canada is a well known active user on ROBLOX until up to he was terminated.
"Hey Canada (ROBLOX) I like your username. It's really rare."
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Canada's History

The original Canada's History was the title of the show put on for Idi Amin's Grandfather's State visit to Canada, featuring The Aristocrats, Our Gang, Fatty Arbuckle, and a moose.
!@#$^% Canada's History *&%#@$#$%!!??!!!
by cl8^P February 8, 2010
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i’m on canada

she’s on her period bro.
I’m on canada”. -girl

“okay i’ll give you a unlimited supply of food!”
by koymal June 3, 2022
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Canada

Destroyed by Feminists and Marxists. Welcome to the shitty machine.
Canada is dead...at least they still ship Seagram’s
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020
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