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No Clap

To not contract chlamydia or other sexually transmitted diseases,
Hey Scott, let’s hang out.
Good idea, NO CLAP.
by Rewseph April 12, 2024
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National Clap Anyone Day

National Clap Anyone Day is on June 11th, on this day you can clap anyone without permission but if they are 14 or younger that is not allowed and you will be sent to prison.
Him: “Hey did you know its National Clap Anyone Day?” Her: “No” Him: “Ok bend over and be quiet”
by a guy named Aaron April 18, 2020
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Clapped

Bedroom conbat
by Palachious March 25, 2019
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Clapped

Kyle: Oi bruv ur bear clapped init
Heaven-li: what does clapped mean
Kyle: it means ur clapped, ill set ur hair on fire
by Kneecap bloke May 10, 2018
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The Clap Back

The moment while running naked and your thighs collide and adhere to one another. This feels like the world's strongest velcro bringing your nude stride to an abrupt stop.

This is a collision that causes thunder, friction, chaos, and disorientation. This collision will make it seem like your thighs have started a civil war in am attempt to assassinate you with "Death By Stairs".
I have reached a new level of fat. I was running up the stairs with no clothes on. My thighs caught each other and almost tripped me. It wasn't a clap, the bitches straight tried to murder me. It was "The Clap Back"!
by BigAlUnicornPrincess May 17, 2021
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Consultant's clap

A term to describe the action of making barely any effort to wash one's hands, just turning the tap on and quickly rinsing for a few seconds. There is no effort made to wash all surfaces of the hands, just a quick rub together of the palms.

This is in mockery of old school medical consultants who were raised without the standard of hand washing, and now brazenly clap their hands quickly under a running tap to comply with infection control guidelines.

It is most commonly seen with the use of hand sanitizer.
Come on, wash your hands properly! All you did there was a consultant's clap!
by Saaks June 25, 2021
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