squirrel jones

the true form of god

squirrel jones is my god

by jammypop April 10, 2017

squirgy

squirg•y

Adj. squirg•i•er, squirg•i•est

A term of great endearment used to describe a person possessing two of the best qualities one can have: squishiness and clerginess.

That Aug is very squirgy! I bet she never wears pants around the house!

by Kia Soul-less April 25, 2017

squirrel

A pesky rodent that runs out in front of your car. It also does some tricks to get to the bird food you have.

Look at that squirrel. It is hanging from at tree upside down getting the birdseed!

by manny b. June 17, 2017

squimish toots

Runny farts after Anal Sex

I drilled Lauren in the ass the other night and she had squimish toots later on

by Texas2step July 21, 2017

Squirrel

When you pack your nuts in a chicks mouth and she looks at you with a confused look.

I had this chick squirrel my nuts in her mouth like she was saving them for the winter.

by Squirrel Master 28 August 5, 2017

Squirrel

A slang term for a Canadian woman's privates that are not shaved.

Due to misappropriation, the Canadian beaver has requested that the term Beaver only be used as the slang for a shaved woman's privates!

Karen's squirrel was a little prickly since she last shaved her beaver!

by Smokescreen2009 August 7, 2017

squirrel heart

When you grab from the base of your sack in your hand, and squeeze your nuts to the other side of your hand

Him: Im gonna send her a squirrel heart
Friend: Yeah bro!!
Her: What the actual fuck is this.

by Rape It Randall August 14, 2017