Second Pick Friend

That one friend who you only hang out with when everyone else in the friend group is taken and you have no one else to partner up/hang out with. Usually tends to be someone who's half funny and a little bit interesting with a single quirk that allows them to be in your friend group.

Bob: Hey Joe, wanna partner for gym class?
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.

by TheLastPizzaRoll February 14, 2020

Second Hand Fuck

When you fuck someone that's fucked someone else, you second hand fucked them
Also know as a Grade-A power move

I second hand fucked Dylan because i fucked his girlfriend last night.

by Deafblackkids March 4, 2020

Scone scoffer

A scone scoffer is an insult you would say to someone who is English

Shut up You scone scoffer

by Skin ed June 26, 2020

second nut

peeing

peeing is the second nut because of how good it feels

by nutboy21 November 18, 2020

Second Hand Horniness

When you get horny from hearing of someone else's sexual interactions

I got Second Hand Horniness when hearing about Jacob's girlfriend

by Corina Corina March 24, 2021

second-cousin

2C:
1- Parent's first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's full sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common.

My second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

Second responder

Anyone that responds to an emergency that is not immediately on the scene when it happens. Ex: police, firefighters, paramedics.

The true first responders are those who are at the scene when the emergency starts and the second responders arrive during or after the situation has already been resolved.

by Bourbonstreetguttersnake May 26, 2021