Sea Sick Starfish

When you’re eating ass and throw up in someone’s asshole.

Friend - “I’m horny, but I just ate.”
Me - “Don’t worry, you can just hit me with that sea sick starfish.”

by The Vagician (I do Vagic) December 9, 2022

sea robbin

A bug eyed car salesman,who thinks he was a cop but only chased squirrels

Yo that new salesman looks just like a sea robbin.

by balls deep 69 September 15, 2006