insurance rule

One of those seemingly ridiculous rules in sports or other public institutions that exist only to cover the asses of the insurance companies.

I can't believe Rick got a suspension for taking his mask off before leaving the ice - it must be an insurance rule.

by rentropy December 27, 2008

the aquarius rule

you can mourn a relationship 1 day for every month you dated.

the aquarius rule is real i didn’t make it up

by yourstepsis'ssidecvhick August 29, 2023

The 3M Rule

A method by which one can evaluate a man for hotness, the rule consists of three parts: 1 man, 1 minute, 1 metre. One man because many men confuse the senses, one minute to allow the surge of hormones to subside, one metre because everyone looks better the further away they are.

I thought he was a total fox but it must've been my beer goggles because when I got up close and used the 3M Rule, I realised that he was a dog!

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 20, 2011

The Kate Rule

The Kate Rule states that when a male is acting like an asshole he shall be called by a female name, which is chosen by the person who calls upon the rule, and can be supported by other individuals.
A person shall be called by his name again when the amount of people supporting him is more than the amount supporting the accuser.

I hereby call upon the Kate Rule to condemn Gary, he shall be called Lisa from this moment on, do I have the people's support?

by DirectorSacha May 24, 2018

rule 174

anybody that insults fizzy will automatically be sentenced to life as a roommate of a furry. you will be punished for your poor choice of actions. there is no way out and you will never be able to ignore them. they will always be pouncing on you and trying to roleplay. You can't hit them or another will be added to the room.

"die bruh nobody loves you stfu fizzy" -lil bro
*teleports*

"wtf" -lil bro
"hai uwuuu *snuggles you* teehee uwuwuwu" -new roommate
"HELP PLEASE HELP HELP PLEASE" -lil bro
"sowwy, because you bwoke rule rule 174 you are with me forever uwu" -furry

by Fizzla <3 February 15, 2023

Half rule

The half rule shows if relationships can be accepted in society simply take you age and divide by 2 if the other person in your relationship is less than half your age you should not be in a relationship anything half or over is acceptable

For example if you are 20 you can be with someone who is 10 or over
Hey she’s only 6 and your 13 follow the half rule bro

by Jessie Starr August 25, 2021

Volcker rule

Proposal by former Fed Chair Paul Volcker to prevent U.S. banks from speculative proprietary trading that is not in the best interests of their clients.

The Volcker rule may prevent the next 'great recession' or a more spectacular financial crash . . .

by p.j.a October 2, 2010