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Timetable rape

What happens when a social retard (or social savant) has an uncanny knowledge on everything about your timetable and academic events. Thus, in the process violating your sense of academic privacy.
It can also extend to timetable/exams/test memory, where one would constantly remind you of the class(or tests/exams) that you will be having, thinking that for some unknown reason, you, the person whom the timetable is specifically for, would not know what class or important sac you might have. And then to complete the retardation process, they would comment on something else entirely unrelated. e.g. weather.
*not very close acquaintance* saying: "Hey, just thought it would be of a nice manner to remind you that you have an english test next. While i'm at it, let me remind you of how nice the weather is today."

Friend: "dude, that guy just totally timetable raped me."
by R U OKAY August 25, 2012
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link rape

A link which, when clicked, reveals content which jumps out of the web and molests your eyeballs. Oftentimes the content is obscured by DNS or other link trickery.
The classic example is goatse.cx, the shock site image of a man stretching his anus to superhuman proportions. Directly at the camera.

Typical dialogue surrounding link rape:
Friend: I advise against clicking this link.
You: ::click:: OMG, my eyes! They've lost their virginity!
Friend: I told you not to click it...

Enemy: You have to check out the hot coeds at this site: tinyurl.com/hotcoeds (this is 555 example).
You: ::click:: OMG, my eyes! ::oedipus rex::
Enemy: Mwahaha....

others:
tubgirl (www.tubgirl.ca)
lemonparty (lemonparty.org)
2 girls 1 cup (2girls1cup.nl)
by turbandic October 25, 2011
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Ear Rape

When you rape someone's ear, usually with a penis.
Man that guy totally stuck his cock in my ear, can you even report ear rape?
by whaahhahaha December 14, 2009
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Rape Juice

The excretes left over from a rape attack.
"Man, my leather gloves are just covered in rape juice"
by nickmarioe April 5, 2010
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rape party

1. An actual party with rape involved

2. a large quantity of rape

3. Something that is just so awesome that you can't explain it any other way
1. The duke rape party

2. -"did u see all those rockets hit that truck"
-"yea it was like a rape party"

3. -"hey man how was the mosh pit?
-"it was a fucking rape party in there!"
by Nofomg November 8, 2007
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Day Raped

To be raped emotionally by the days events.
I was day raped today; failed the final, lost my wallet and was dumped.
by Sugarbottom July 19, 2009
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rape out

"we are going to rape out with clawhorn"
by Deetzk April 28, 2008
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